If I had an alter ego, she would be named Beyoncé. You can't say her name without attitude. I hadn't realized her new album was out until I walked into Best Buy, with the glamorous intention of buying a vacuum cleaner, when I saw her poster and let out a very uninhibited "whoaaaaa" despite the many employees circling the entrance. Her first single Run the World was awful, but the video had sick choreography and costume. Watching her perform always puts me in awe but also makes me feel inconsolable turmoil, as I am filled with the strongest longing to quit my day job and work at jazz clubs until I make it as a singing dancing sensation, but also the hard bitter truth that I neither have the talent nor dedication for that business. Nevertheless, her entire album is available to stream. It's her first self-managed album after her year hiatus. Enjoy!
P.S. About that vacuum cleaner. It has changed my life. I had been using a handheld to no avail, leaving me with a carpet from which I could grab fistfuls of hair. I finally realized hygiene was hygiene and shelled out the $100 for a proper upright Hoover. I had every intention of returning it after purchasing, but after filling up half the container with possibly a year's worth of dirt and hair (I don't judge you), I am never going to let anyone pry this machine out of my hands. Best purchase all year.
P.S. About that vacuum cleaner. It has changed my life. I had been using a handheld to no avail, leaving me with a carpet from which I could grab fistfuls of hair. I finally realized hygiene was hygiene and shelled out the $100 for a proper upright Hoover. I had every intention of returning it after purchasing, but after filling up half the container with possibly a year's worth of dirt and hair (I don't judge you), I am never going to let anyone pry this machine out of my hands. Best purchase all year.
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